and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
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I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
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I truly just stopped puking in my 730 am calculus class, looked up, corrected my professor, then resumed puking my eyes out. He was both impressed and disgusted.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED