My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
She woke up laying on my kitchen floor, ketchup bottle as her pillow, in front of my fridge.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Vasectomy results are in. No swimmers in the water. REPEAT. No swimmers in the water. Come help me harness my new found super-power
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
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