dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
I'm watching tv and he's trying to stick a vibrator in my ass
I'm like 99% sure I made out with Kevin Spacey last night. Not good.
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Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
The next time you try to drunkenly strip me in public let's make sure it's not anywhere near the daiquiri factory or a group of police officers.
I desperately wanted to wear your shirt.
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We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
BING! You are now free to move about my panties. He just left for work.
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
Yeah ok. We can maid of honor each other since you don't like my boobs enough to lesbian marry me
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
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