But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Because he's your one night stand I shouldn't feel obligated to extend social media to him
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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