She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Now there are two cop cars. If I go to jail I just would like to thank you for making me wear boxers.
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You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
You had two tasks: \n1) put on a condom \n2) text me so I don't walk in on you \nIt really isn't that hard
dont eat that thats our sex nutella.
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We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I was so fucked up last night that I peed on his FATHER'S BED and fell asleep there. and yes. his father was asleep in the bed
When are your genitals available?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
First you stole a hockey stick out of the nieghbors yard and claimed you were moses leading his children home. Then you led us around the same block twice before I called the cab
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