Do you remember getting into a Delorean last night?
you're like a bully in the Christmas story
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I swam, I rode a bicycle, I rode a horse, I danced. It was like a real life tampon advert.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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