When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
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You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
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I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
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