I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
well when mom kept referring to my "black hole of a vagina" and how i devoured all the nuts at the party like i was a pro, i figured my stay was up.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Yelling at the starbucks lady to write Beyoncé on my cup
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
But I think I successfully seduced her with my alias.
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