even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
i'm in workout clothes. this is progress.
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just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
So far, my day has been sparkling with the tears of a thousand rainbow unicorns. I'd say this is quality shit you've grown.
I'm naked, I'm drunk, and I'm all up on social media right now
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If anyone remembers any details of tonight please address concerns to my lawyer. This is a mass text.
I wore sunglasses to take a shower. I might be hungover.
πππ what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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