Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I almost tried texting you with my pipe. Holy fuck this is good shit.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Sometimes I just want to serenade his penis with cheesy 80s songs.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
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