He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
She said you told her you were ready to be a dad. We just got back from our purchase of the morning after pill. That took me 2 hours of convincing. No more fucking my sister.
1. Thanks. 2. No.
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
We watched ESPN, hooked up, got waffles. You know, a typical weekend.
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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