And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
dude i haven't had a solid dump since sunday and i still cant hear out of my right ear
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