With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
So he says "my girlfriends coming over so you have to leave but I love you"
Everyone was trying to get you to do a keg stand but you refused & instead declared you could do it yourself, crouched on the keg in your 6 inch heels, leaned over, and gave yourself one.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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