apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
It's my first ever "i'm sorry for my excessive drug use" hand turkey. And I think it's pretty boss.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Making drunken Mac n cheese at 3 am I understand why witches constantly stir their cauldrons. Much more homogenized temperature and slim chance of boiling over. Good job witches.
We got buck wild in our animal onesies last night. You kept ripping off your tail in angry rages.
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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