Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I thought you should know that you passed out in your trash can last night.
Thanks for throwing up on me.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
So for Valentine's Day...I finally swallowed. I feel like I earned that steak.
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
Well the pizza delivery man was either startled or incredibly intrigued to see me skateboarding in the living room by myself at 1 in the morning in ripped pantyhose
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
In case you're wondering what I'm doing, I'll be banging an 18 year old this weekend. Repeatedly.
I deleted all traces of him from my phone
even the dick picks he sent you?
no are you nuts? saved that shit to my camera roll
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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