Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
May God have mercy on my new vibrator.
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
We defiantly won best dressed in the ER tonight
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
Did not foresee holding down food at work today to be a struggle today
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
It's amazing
I want to run hundreds of miles and do a whole semesters worth of homework while flying on a unicorn and throwing endless glitter bombs
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
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