He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
What did you spend the night in her closet?
She said she was saving me for breakfast and locked me in there
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