We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
the chick you hooked up with on my couch facebook friended me.
just thought you should know her name is kristen
Does the phrase 'traumatizing near-threesome' mean anything to you.
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
He sent me a selfie with his cat. He has found a way to my heart. And pants.
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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