OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
Go for gold. Two birds with one vag.
I think I have a bro crush.. When I imagine him, I imagine him waking up to go take a shower and just finding three bitches making out waiting for him. Like that awesome.
What if there is no right person? Maybe it's just the right cat. Or the right 12 cats.
Congrats on graduating and I'm in a cab and need someone to helps keeping me up, do you mind
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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