on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
told my boyfriend i was a virgin so he wouldnt feel bad since he is. now hes asking why his dick is so itchy. should i tell him why?
i don't see why you should, it's not like you told the other guys with the itchy dicks.
Im at the hospital with monitors on and a giant green top hat. i blew a 24somethin. Im fucked.
Apparently I spent my 300 dollar tax return by ordering ramen on amazon last night. Please tell me this will somehow pay off in the long run.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
How much is that going to cost?
A lot of beer.
Last night was the twilight zone. We hungout with our 45 year old future selves and tried to fuck everything with a dick. Lets move forward from this.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
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