He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
I just snuked. Sneezed and puked
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
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i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
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I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I know this sounds fake but she's deep frying a bar of soap right now
Come fucking get her
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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