He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
I swallowed your vile semen and you don't know what color my fucking eyes are!?
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Everybody posting sickening holiday couple pics and I'm over here deepthroating a bottle of whiskey.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I just want a simple guy who likes cats, tattoos, and doing coke off my tits.
During my first week as an adjunct prof, I played a fiercely fought game of squash with a law student and we wound up having hot, sweaty, angry sex right on the floor of the court. She is either the best or worst thing to happen to my academic career. Will let you know.
Mom saw my dick pic over my gf's shoulder. She told her she really should've had me circumcised.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
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