thanks 4 putting "im not your boyfriend baby" on my sex playlist. she just got pissed and left.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
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I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
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He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
You shoulda seen me try and clean up custard from an eclair off the floor while trying to pretend to be sober for my mom. Fucking hilarious.
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