Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
i just looked at my contacts and realized i saved the pizza hut girl's number as "fckucin pizza" the other night.
Dude just bought condoms some sad fuck next to me buying a pregnancy test he gave me a look like he'd pay me millions to switch places
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Very unfortunate to find out the kid who took your virginity has never seen Star Wars🙃
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
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