i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
MEET ME OUTSIDE YOUR HOUSE IN THREE MINUTES. BE DRUNK. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Thanks for the morning blowjob. Scientifically proven you can't have a bad day if it starts with a blowjob.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
Don't do it. It's 9 am on a Monday morning and I'm hungover. I can't deal with tears right now.
Randomize
