matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
My friends, they love my intelligence
her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Operation Purity has been aborted
Just invented taco cereal.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
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Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Sex was great. Left his house while he was asleep but on the plus side I was able to get gas station food.
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
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