Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
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