The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
He went bowling in his bathroom.. And shattered the toilet.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
Randomize
