I'm half single.
Please tell me it's the bottom half.
He is an equal opportunity slut.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
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i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Well on the plus side I have started adding benefiber to my bottle of wine
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
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It's that moment where you find out the girl you've been dating for 6 months is a mob daughter. Post breakup.
I own a halfway home for drunk girls, this is my life
I actually just took 17 pictures of some guy at the gas station that needs to marry me now
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
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