Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
I wish there was a hungover fairy to brush my teeth and bring me a diet coke.
She's Christian and monogamous. Two wammies right there. No amount of convincing will turn that bi for a night.
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
there was 12 of us, girls included, shirtless and wielding swords as we bet on rock paper scissors in the middle of the bar. It was like Cinco de Mayo version of the Deer Hunter
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
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