Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
I'm sitting in my bathroom sink, eating a tuna sandwich. He had better weed than I expected.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
dude I just found tht weird ass guy u invited last night passed out in my closet.... apparently he "couldn't find the exit"
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
At least they took the pillow of my bed before they had sex. My friends are so polite.
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