I just saw a guy wearing a tuxedo shirt under his overalls. That is true iowa class right there
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
this hangover isn't hhappening. im not letting it
its winning. its definitely happening
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I just watched videos of people getting puppies and crying, I cried too. Definitely still drunk
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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