Spraying perfume on pants makes them clean right?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
They were done having sex when I went to the room. They had that look on their faces.
Disappointment?
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
Came to from my blackout with native american warrior facepaint on I'm too old for this shit
The facepaint not the blacking out
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
We got banned from that Whataburger for life. WHATABURGER. Which is saying something. They deal with drunk dumbasses every night.
Tequila happens.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
i was asked to be gay of honor by three different girls and NONE of the groomsmen at any of the weddings is open to experimenting. i mean whats the point then.
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
I had to remind him last night as he had his arm around me, "We hook up, we don't cuddle!"
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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