It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
Your brother just informed me that half a mouthful is a unit of measurement. I love talking to members of your family.
Pretty sure I just heard the turkey yell "don't put me in there" as it was going in the oven. way too high for this holiday.
I'm using toast as a chaser. If I wasn't already so fucked up this would be revolting.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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