why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Just watched an entire Mariachi band walk of shame home together. Halloween at its finest
Totally just railed SuperGirl for my birthday. Best Girlfriend EVER!
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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