Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Something about a hand job in a car doesn't scream girlfriend
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
My present? It was a fake boarding pass he made in Photoshop. He litterally just gave me a one way ticket to Pound Town
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I drew you a picture of Jesus holding hands with Frida Kahlo as a token of my gratitude
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
He's a college graduate, has an excellent job, and respects his family. To say nothing of his 8.5 inch cock. His narcolepsy not withstanding...I'm marrying this motherfucker.
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