People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
i want two things in life...emily to stop talking and a block of cheese.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
dude she got out of bed and definitely took a shit then checked her stomach out in the mirror and whispered "well that probably took off five pounds"
I had not one but two drunk coworkers text me and hit on me tonight. I feel like I've finally been accepted into my dysfunctional workplace
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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