I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
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all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Breakfast=the leftover margarita in my car. Have a great day.
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
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The best revenge is living well. Or pooping in his sunroof. Either or
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
I pulled you and a keg around in a wagon for like five hours and apparently everyone else remembers it but us.
We were 6 minutes into the movie before we realized the whole movie was spoken in Italian. That level of stupidly-ripped
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
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