I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
We officially wrote our house rules 1. We do not waste alcohol 2. Pinky promises mean something 3. Don't leave your facebook open, and if you do, don't complain 4. Never refuse cuddle or catch phrase
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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