grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
My brothers dog was hit by a car and died. They're really sad about it.
But they're having a baby! It's like a dog only 40 billion times worse!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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