As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
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Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
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Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Sorry I punched you in the throat. You got in my way. You understand.
No worries, I've prioritized my homework into "can do drunk" and "should be sober" categories. We're good.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Would the comment "Down Goes Frasier" be too inappropriate at this time?
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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