I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
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There's always time for handjobs
I might be a bit. I accidently started hot boxing the bathroom. I'm just gonna go with it.
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
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He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
I spent the entire night stroking his hair. He was cool with it. Never thought a ginger stoner would help me work through my social anxiety but here we are.
I'm pretty sure his cum gave me swimmer's ear.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
My Uber driver last night was driving a taxi and tried to charge me fare.
You didn't get in your Uber because your ex was driving, that was a legitimate taxi.
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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