All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Rode my bike to work still drunk. Almost threw up on a camper while getting him out of his parents car.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
It's ok, I may have just peed outside your car and used your whataburger napkins. Hope you weren't saving them for a special occasion.
just gonna show up naked this time. that way i dont have to worry about finding my clothes tomorrow
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
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