I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
theres a new barista at starbuck holy fuck she's hot
i want to face-plant into her vagina
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
So when I walked out, everyone was chanting ONE OF US, someone draped a lei over my head, and then she grabbed my ass and dragged me back into the bedroom. I'd say it was a pretty good night to lose my virginity.
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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