dude, best porn name ever, "the Hunt for Red Cocktober"
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
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i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
I'm going to superglue stuart's hands into socker boppers
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
I'm stoned at 1030am, watching Maury with my exboyfriend. I need to make better choices with my life.
Just came to the realization that what I thought were orgasms were just lightheadedness from hyperventilation. My entire sex life is a lie.
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Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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