I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
I wasnt going to have sex with him until i ran into his gf at chipotle. It was like the gods were saying "Go ahead. Shes already had her burrito for the day"
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
This guy is selling weed on the train. Like... Straight up. No fucks given.
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
Death by dick. An honorable death. Put a picture of his dick in the photo collage at my funeral.
She used a candle as a shot glass.. A FUCKING CANDLE BRO!!
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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