I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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