I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
how do I set my phone to only ring when I'm asleep when sex is certain?
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
Let's get the cat blown out
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