Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I called her a whore. 15 minutes later she gave me head at arby's while i was eating a roast beef. best afternoon ever
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
What type of outfit says "I know you slept with my boyfriend before and are also way skinnier than me, but I look better...somehow"
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
You're telling me he never had to ask for a blow job and he STILL broke up with you? I call bullshit on that one.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
He brought over a bottle of tequila and a box of donuts with the Plan B, so I guess you could say things are getting pretty serious.
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
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