What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
time for you to cut the loving, understanding, non-judgmental crap and say/do whatever it takes to make sure I never, ever, ever sleep with him again ever
She asked if I wanted to "Mormon Motorboat" her, which I guess is just motor-boating her through her cloths. Turns out I did.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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