therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
We have to go find her fucking car. She came home from a 80 dollar cab ride, no shoes, and all she remembers is its at a burger king on a street with an H in it
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no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I'm afraid I might run into that fat chick that sucked on me in the hospital parking lot while her friend cried in the car next to us, but I may be willing to take that chance.
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Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Worst. Date. Ever. He peeled a layer of bread off his mini burger buns because they had "too many carbs".
I may have interrupted sex but im bringing them both to McDonalds. Am I not the greatest older sister ever?
How do I let my trainer know I'm only at the gym so I can get in more intense sex positions?
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
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