They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Dude you can't just initiate a threesome via twitter
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get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
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What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
It was at the same house, but a different party, when lesbians set me on fire. So there's that.
Drinking hard cider in a room full of freshman girls. Never felt so secure of my manhood
I probably wouldn't
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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