Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
You are so lucky you didn't go back to Tate's house. They decided to figure out who had the biggest balls... I was the judge
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
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