We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
my facebook friend requests are always from girls of boyfriends i have fucked, facebook is the worst reminder of shame
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I returned her cell phone that I found in the bathroom, I felt the stretcher and the ambulance was enough of a learning experience.
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
Apparently I tried to convince him to sleep with me by showing him that I could do dips....
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
He's watching Always Sunny and eating refried beans straight from the can.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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