Apparently you walked through my house with your dress on your head
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
fat people need to stop using the handicapped bathroom stall so I can have sex in it. it's common logic
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
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